i hate going to school because i always see people from school there

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sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

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wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT

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condommodel:

i feel like its time for science to make a pillow that stays cold

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amoying:

things that shouldn’t exist:

  • body hair
  • acne
  • getting sick
  • bad things happening to good people
  • olives
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  • me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday

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penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

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