i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
i feel like its time for science to make a pillow that stays cold
things that shouldn’t exist:
- body hair
- acne
- getting sick
- bad things happening to good people
- olives
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it










